How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
What happened to fro yo and sex?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I am available for nakedness
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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