it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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