ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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