do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
My Sexting was not on an AP level
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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