the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
Randomize