not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
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Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
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I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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