pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
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In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
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I got my gum stuck on his balls.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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