Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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