there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Someone signed my nipple.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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