I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
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Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
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My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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