fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Randomize
