I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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