Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
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Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
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I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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