Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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