...so i touched it.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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