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• (818): View more from California

  I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me

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• (867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

  Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH

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• (818): View more from California

  So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"

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• (707): View more from California

  After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?

  (1-403): View more from Alberta, CA

  No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens

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