I'm jealous of your bromance
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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