this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I could fuck to npr.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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