There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
