Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
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I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
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The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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