Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Green mimosas i think yes
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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