This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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