I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
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I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
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I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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