You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
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I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
this hospital has no fireball
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How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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