Don't you send me to vm
You made me cry and you don't even care
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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