To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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