Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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