I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
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They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
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Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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