its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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