you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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