it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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