You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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