Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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