susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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