oh god the rape fog is back!
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
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I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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