Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
People in love make me want to vomit
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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