Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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