I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
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Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
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You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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