Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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