I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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