How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
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I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
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Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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