Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
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I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
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Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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