Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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