Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
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He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
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A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
that may or may not have been my penis.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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