I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
