i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
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