I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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