dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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