We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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