Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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