I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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