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  My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.

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  I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us

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• (631): View more from New York

  I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I feel awful

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  Physically or morally

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  Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!

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• (315): View more from New York

  That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.

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• (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito

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