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(478): View more from Georgia

I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?

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(478): I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night? http://tfl.nu/kb80

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(516): View more from New York

See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil

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(516): See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil http://tfl.nu/4t0w

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(615): View more from Tennessee

all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.

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(615): all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia. http://tfl.nu/zayo

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(314): View more from Missouri

What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house

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(314): What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house http://tfl.nu/pjzi

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I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.

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(513): I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this. http://tfl.nu/ok35

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(209): View more from California

Responsibility does not care about your dick.

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(209): Responsibility does not care about your dick. http://tfl.nu/xdqb

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(804): View more from Virginia

my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2

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(804): my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2 http://tfl.nu/hna9

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I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you

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(518): I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you http://tfl.nu/jrvn

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So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.

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(813): So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer. http://tfl.nu/hmny

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(317): View more from Indiana

I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?

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(317): I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it? http://tfl.nu/wfmi

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She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.

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(514): She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead. http://tfl.nu/g7qd

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He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.

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(248): He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it. http://tfl.nu/f1b3

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He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances

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(775): He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances http://tfl.nu/ldl8

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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.

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(267): I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads. http://tfl.nu/108g

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(650): View more from California

Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you

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(650): Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you http://tfl.nu/x9ov

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