Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!

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(330): View more from Ohio

That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..

(250): View more from British Columbia

i'll start checking the bushes on campus.

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(845): View more from New York

Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success

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(513): View more from Ohio

Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.

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(760): View more from California

PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.

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(801): View more from Utah

Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.

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(206): View more from Washington

I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.

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