just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
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Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
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We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.