I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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