Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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