I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
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3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
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Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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