Im at strip club and am horny
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
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Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
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Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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