Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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