I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
