If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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