Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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